- The time it takes to find a parking space it inversely proportional to the time you have to spend.
- The more expensive a breakable gift is, the better the chances of dropping it.
- The other line always moves faster.
- Un-assembled toys will have twice as many screws as you expect, and some will always be left over.
- Interchangeable parts aren't.
- All children have built-in detection devices when it comes to finding the Christmas gifts you've so cleverly hidden.
- Amnesia strikes all family members when the Scotch tape and scissors are needed.
- When a broken toy is demonstrated for the store manager, it works perfectly.
Dec 1, 2010
Murphy's Law... Christmas Style
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lol it's an onslaught of Christmas related posts!
ReplyDeletelol i was waiting (impatiently) for December first so i could post these! i've had them saved for weeks ;)
ReplyDeletelol what I thought was funny is you posted twelve of them to begin with. :)
ReplyDeletewell, patience may be a virtue... but its a virtue i dont have =P i was literally waiting till December to post all these.... and i have like another 15 in drafts lol
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