Random Stuff

This is pretty popular, i've gotten it in an emaill several times. It's still pretty funny tho, hope it makes you laugh!


Why, Why, Why ---

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the

batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they

know there isn't enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four

billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal

injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when

you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the

bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes

that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with

their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put

it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with

a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all

right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you

stupid idiot?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in

summer when we complained about the heat??

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

Does a clean house indicate there is a broken computer in it?

On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

If at first you dont succeed... Don't try sky diving!