I can't work today. I'm very sorry, but i simply can't bare to work today, it's a very emotional day for me, you see. My dearly beloved pet house mouse died tragically this day 17 years ago. Fred, that was his name, got caught in a horribly misplaced trap and expired alone and feeling unloved. The memory of this appalling event still haunts me, and I simply can't bare to come into work today. I can't even bare to get out of bed.
A writing prompt i came across was to write an excuse for not going to work, so i decided to have some fun with it ;)
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